I brought Mommy a present

Daddy took me outside and I brought this in to show Mommy . . . 

Mommy did not like the present I brought her so she made Daddy brush my teeth . . . 

 I didn't like getting my teeth brushed.

Then I had to take a bath . . . 

I didn't  like that either.

Ridley was hiding in the couch cushions because he hates baths. I don't think its fair that he didn't have to take one. 

I learned my lesson, no more dead mice! 

~ Cooper